jas | ♀ | 18 | ♎ | FL

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hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

its 1 AM and my mom is still up playing FFXIII

tampontampoff:

why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face

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i’ve known you since you were a lil baby in middle school omg……. you’re a good friend of mine and we don’t hang out as much as i’d like to but i love how i always seem to run into you in random places????? we are cLEARLY DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER 4EVR…………………

but you’re super cute and a sweetie and a literal PRINCESS!!!!! i love you dude :>

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you are terrible

BUT ur also bomb as hell and ur like one of my best (if not THE BEST actually) online friends i have!!!!! i know we dont talk quite as much as we used to outside of twitter but i still love u to death <3 ur funny and i always have a blast when i talk to you and also u are fUCKIN CUTE!!!!!! WAH

one day we will meet irl and i will boop ur nose constantly bc u have the cutest nose ever ok

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fuck

IM P SURE IVE TOLD YOU ALL THIS BEFORE BUT youre a cool friend whos like always a delight to be around cuz youre funny and also a cutie!!!! we’ve been friends since like freshman year but now youre one of my best friends and im rly glad uvu also you always help me out w/ my cosplay stuff and im super grateful for that bc im so bad at everything

not to mention its p much thanks to you that me and josh started dating bc of that sleepover at your place omg………. thank u for that and putting up w/ our gross ~*~*~new couple~*~*~ pda back then

p.s. ur fuckin gay tho

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

Mutuals send me a number and I’ll make a post talking about you

metalgearsucks:

inferiordesignosaur:

True art.

this is what i live for

metalgearsucks:

inferiordesignosaur:

True art.

this is what i live for

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

Titan